The male brain

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.’

Pearls of wisdom

The first few were funny . . . OK, the first one was funny.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

Muppet Rick Roll

One of the better Rick Roll’s I’ve seen, got to love the Muppets!

Sarcasma

Are you tired of repeating the phrase, “Ya Think?!” Do you often bite your lip during meetings to suppress your blatant sarcasm from spewing out? Relax. You don’t have to live with it anymore. Now there’s Sarcasma - the sarcasm suppressant.

I think Martha and I need a prescription for this !

I’m in ur backyard makin mah lunchez

I’m runnin down ur wallz ignorin ur gravitiez

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If reality and the internet collided!

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